We're the boss.

Nobody bosses us around.

molls:

I retweeted this like, a minute ago but it’s the funniest thing I ever fucking saw. Seriously. I think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I blacked out from laughing so hard the first time I read it. Kills me, I dunno why.

molls:

I retweeted this like, a minute ago but it’s the funniest thing I ever fucking saw. Seriously. I think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I blacked out from laughing so hard the first time I read it. Kills me, I dunno why.

(via stonerparty)

— 2 days ago with 369 notes

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

(Source: surf4ces, via fuckitbukowskiwasright)

— 2 days ago with 242742 notes

elizabitchtaylor:

Yes, I support traditional marriage. A union between one middle-aged man and a 13-year-old girl for a dowry of eighteen cows.

(via flowersofgaia)

— 2 days ago with 110418 notes

karinamia:

I CAN DO THIS FOR REAL! It freaks my friends and family out but it helps to put on the best eye makeup.

(Source: k1mkardashian)

— 2 days ago with 19295 notes
shutupaubrey:

and mom said i would be late for the bus

shutupaubrey:

and mom said i would be late for the bus

(via neomaxizoomdweebie87)

— 2 days ago with 112884 notes

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

image

(via aubieg)

— 2 days ago with 45052 notes
thecultureofme:

Literally can I have this??

thecultureofme:

Literally can I have this??

(Source: nipplelesscage, via pink-asfloyd)

— 2 days ago with 28175 notes