molls:

I retweeted this like, a minute ago but it’s the funniest thing I ever fucking saw. Seriously. I think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I blacked out from laughing so hard the first time I read it. Kills me, I dunno why.

(via stonerparty)

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

(Source: surf4ces, via fuckitbukowskiwasright)

(Source: weknowyourehigh, via hayamandarae)

elizabitchtaylor:

Yes, I support traditional marriage. A union between one middle-aged man and a 13-year-old girl for a dowry of eighteen cows.

(via flowersofgaia)

(via rlyhigh)

karinamia:

I CAN DO THIS FOR REAL! It freaks my friends and family out but it helps to put on the best eye makeup.

(Source: k1mkardashian)

good-enough-for-a-poke:

Got ya, spooked ya

(via coreena)

shutupaubrey:

and mom said i would be late for the bus

(via neomaxizoomdweebie87)

(Source: dellrey, via witchinwolfclothing)

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

(via aubieg)

thecultureofme:

Literally can I have this??

(Source: nipplelesscage, via pink-asfloyd)

(Source: pretendplaytime, via vennandthediagrams)

(via thefashionofhislove)

(via palmtreeparade)

moonbrains:

rude

(via tiiiiga-style)